woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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