yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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