I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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