just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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