That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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