ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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