I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
So much Jack, so little girl.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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