This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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