I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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