Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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