question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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