you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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