I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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