too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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