He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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