i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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