the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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