i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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