RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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