I'm really into asian looking animals
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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