u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Sober January is a disaster.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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