Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You don't make any sense
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