Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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