you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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