"it" just moved
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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