I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Holy sore nipples Batman
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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