You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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