i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I want to walk on stilts...naked
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
false alarm, still single
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