How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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