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Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?

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Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies

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it's like iHOP with fire

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So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.

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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.

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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.

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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.

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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.

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You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.

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