i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.