it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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