U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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