What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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