OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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