Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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