it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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