Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Randomize
