Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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