i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
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hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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