It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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