I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
we should paint friendship bongs
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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