Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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