That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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