we're blogging at a bar
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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