I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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