I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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