so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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