marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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