The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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