There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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