If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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