He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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