Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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