Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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