I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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