I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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